Please do not DIY bangs!
Especially if you:
- Have been drinking.
- Just broke up with boyfriend/girlfriend.
- Are watching any movie, show or interview with Zooey Deschanel.
- Are visiting with your “Aunt Flo”
- Are Pregnant or on Fertility pills or are screwing around with your hormones in any way.
- Have a wedding, vacation, reunion, first date, job interview, audition, first day of school or birthday with a zero in it in the very near future.
- Feel bad because you don’t have…… (whatever)
Because, trust me, this is what happens:
You think you’ll have this —
(This had been a public service announcement) xoxoxo – Leslie